The VelociPastor 2
Seen it?2026 | 87 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy, Horror
Monday Morning Maybeearly ratingWhy it’s a Monday Morning Maybe
With a box office flop and almost no lasting buzz, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.
Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.Is it for you?
- Who'll love it
- Made for anyone who wants a laugh, horror fans and action fans. If you loved Bumblebee, start here.
- The mood
- Scary.
- The pace
- Fast-moving, at 1 hr 27 min.
- What might put you off
- Nothing much for most grown-ups.
The perfect movie DOES exist! Doug and Carol travel to the port city of Milan, where they have to solve a series of murders committed by a masked slasher at an Italian Fertility Festival. And Soviet Spies. INTERPOL’s there, too.
How it earned its rating
- CriticsNot counted
Not enough reviews on record yet
- AudiencesNot counted
Not measured yet: not enough ratings
- AwardsNot counted
Award season hasn't happened yet, so this isn't counted.
- Reach & staying powerWeak
Streaming release that reached a small audience so far
- Buzz & cultural impactWeak
Not enough engagement data yet
Trailer
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Cast & crew
Directed by Jesse Gouldsbury
- Gregory James CohanDoug Jones / The VelociPastor
- Alyssa KempinskiCarol
- Frankie KevichLena
- John DiMino
- Sajda Waite
- Jon Collin BarclayTomcat 1
- Lily Talevski
- Shahaub Roudbari
- Daniel Steere
- Jake Cannavale