The Diamond Texter
Seen it?2023 | 70 min | Action, Adventure, Horror, Comedy, Crime, Drama
Monday Morning Maybeearly ratingWhy it’s a Monday Morning Maybe
With a box office flop and almost no lasting buzz, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.
Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.Is it for you?
- Who'll love it
- Made for crime-drama fans, anyone who wants a laugh and horror fans.
- The mood
- Scary.
- The pace
- Takes its time with its characters, at 1 hr 10 min.
- What might put you off
- Rated PG-13. Probably too much for younger kids.
A powerful crime boss texts all the crews, gangs, and other city underlings in town to retrieve his missing fortune in diamonds. One challenge that gets left out of the text - the gems are in a haunted hospital guarded by the dead.
How it earned its rating
- CriticsNot counted
Not enough reviews on record yet
- AudiencesNot counted
Not measured yet: not enough ratings
- AwardsNot counted
Awards data unavailable, so this isn't counted
- Reach & staying powerWeak
Streaming release that reached a small audience so far
- Buzz & cultural impactWeak
Not enough engagement data yet
Trailer
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Cast & crew
Directed by Duuby bee
- lil sleepSleep
- Dave EtterBig Suge
- Lion AurahLion
- Christopher JohnsonSantiago
- Amanda ThomasManders
- Az AlverezX