Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
Seen it?2008 | 100 min | Comedy
Weeknight WatchWhy it’s a Weeknight Watch
With almost no lasting buzz and a lukewarm 6.2 out of 10 from audiences, it's a mixed bag. Fine if it's on; don't plan your night around it.
Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.Is it for you?
- Who'll love it
- Made for anyone who wants a laugh.
- The mood
- Light and funny.
- The pace
- Breezy, at 1 hr 40 min.
- What might put you off
- Rated PG-13. Probably too much for younger kids.
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
How it earned its rating
- CriticsNot counted
Not enough reviews on record yet
- AudiencesBelow par
6.2 out of 10
- AwardsNot counted
No major awards or nominations
- Box office & staying powerBelow par
$104K worldwide on a $30 million budget; still draws a steady audience long after release
- Buzz & cultural impactWeak
About 19K people sought it out in the past year
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Cast & crew
Directed by Steve Miner
- Jessica SimpsonPrivate Megan Valentine
- Vivica A. FoxSergeant Louisa Morely
- Steve GuttenbergSidney Green
- Aimee GarciaPrivate Vicky Castillo
- Olesya RulinPrivate Petrovich
- Keiko AgenaPrivate Hailey Hamamori
- Jill Marie JonesPrivate Connie Johnson
- Ryan SypekSergeant Mills Evans
- Cheri OteriPrivate Jeter
- Gary GrubbsCaptain Greer