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The Priest's Children

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2013 | 93 min | Comedy, Drama

Monday Morning Maybeearly rating

Why it’s a Monday Morning Maybe

With almost no lasting buzz and a box office loss, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.

Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.

Is it for you?

Who'll love it
Great for people who need a good giggle and people who like stories about real, flawed people. Easy company after a long day. Liked Code 3? This is a good next one.
The mood
Funny with heart.
The pace
Takes its time with its characters, at 1 hr 33 min.
What might put you off
  • It's in another language, so expect subtitles (or a dub).
  • Not the pick if you want something heavy or meaningful.

Don Fabijan is a young priest who comes to serve on an unnamed small island in the Adriatic. In order to help increase birth rate on the island, he decides to pierce condoms before they are sold. He therefore teams up with the newsagent Petar and the pharmacist Marin. After they abolish all forms of birth control on the entire island, the consequences become more and more complicated.

How it earned its rating

  • CriticsNot counted

    Not enough reviews on record yet

  • AudiencesNot counted

    Not measured yet: not enough ratings

  • AwardsWeak

    0 wins and 1 nomination from smaller awards and festivals

  • Box office & staying powerBelow par

    $1 million worldwide on a $2 million budget; still draws a steady audience long after release

  • Buzz & cultural impactWeak

    About 2K people sought it out in the past year

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Cast & crew

Directed by Vinko Brešan

  • Krešimir MikićDon Fabijan
  • Nikša ButijerPetar
  • Marija ŠkaričićMarija
  • Dražen KuhnMarin
  • Jadranka ĐokićLuda Ana
  • Lazar RistovskiBiskup
  • Goran BogdanJure
  • Zdenko BotićDon Jakov
  • Filip KrižanDon Šimun
  • Ivan BrkićLuka