Bitten
Seen it?2008 | 89 min | Comedy, Horror, Romance, Thriller, Crime, Action
Monday Morning Maybeearly ratingWhy it’s a Monday Morning Maybe
With a box office flop and almost no lasting buzz, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.
Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.Is it for you?
- Who'll love it
- Great for vampire fans and people who like their stories with a little danger. Vampire lore, given its own spin. Liked Warm Bodies? This is a good next one.
- The mood
- Scary, romantic.
- The pace
- Tense from early on, at 1 hr 29 min. An easy one to fit in on a school night.
- What might put you off
- Rated R: meant for adults.
- Not the pick if you want something heavy or meaningful.
A lovelorn paramedic rescues a woman left for dead after a deadly assault. When she refuses to go to the hospital, he takes her in, nurses her back to health and soon falls in love with her. Before long the mysterious woman suffers withdrawal symptoms, leaving the paramedic to believe his newfound love is a drug addict. Coming home to find a blood-drained corpse on his floor, he learns she does indeed have an addiction problem but it's not to drugs...
How it earned its rating
- CriticsNot counted
Not enough reviews on record yet
- AudiencesNot counted
Not measured yet: not enough ratings
- AwardsNot counted
No major awards or nominations
- Reach & staying powerWeak
Streaming release that reached a small audience so far
- Buzz & cultural impactWeak
About 283 people sought it out in the past year, and interest is climbing
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Cast & crew
Directed by Harvey Glazer
- Jason MewesJack
- Erica CoxDanica
- Richard FitzpatrickRoger
- Jordan MadleySherry
- Nick NicoteraPusher
- Stuart StoneTwitch
- Grace ArmasMrs. Lee
- Amy Lynn GroverMaya
- Jeff PangmanDay Shift EMT
- Stefan BrogrenBearded Man