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Poster for Something Big

Something Big

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1971 | 108 min | Western, Comedy

Monday Morning Maybeearly rating

Why it’s a Monday Morning Maybe

With just 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, a box office flop and little lasting buzz, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.

Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.

Is it for you?

Who'll love it
Made for anyone who wants a laugh. If you loved The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, start here.
The mood
Light and funny.
The pace
Breezy, at 1 hr 48 min.
What might put you off
  • Rated PG. Worth a look first if you have very young kids.
  • Made in 1971: an older pace and style.

Joe Baker has a dream. He wants to do 'something big.' When he needs a Gatling gun to accomplish this, he seeks out a black marketeer. The price he wants for the gun? A woman! So Baker kidnaps a woman off of the stagecoach, only to find that she is the wife of the commandant of the local Cavalry detachment. Things get further complicated when a girl named Dover McBride shows up. She has come to force Baker to marry her and return east, as he promised to do four years earlier

How it earned its rating

  • CriticsWeak

    0% on Rotten Tomatoes

  • AudiencesNot counted

    Not measured yet: not enough ratings

  • AwardsNot counted

    No major awards or nominations

  • Reach & staying powerWeak

    Streaming release that reached a small audience so far

  • Buzz & cultural impactBelow par

    About 17K people sought it out in the past year

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Cast & crew

Directed by Andrew V. McLaglen

  • Dean MartinJoe Baker
  • Brian KeithCol. Morgan
  • Carol WhiteDover McBride
  • Honor BlackmanMary Anna Morgan
  • Ben JohnsonJesse Bookbinder
  • Albert SalmiJonny Cobb
  • Don KnightTommy McBride
  • Joyce Van PattenPolly Standall
  • Denver PyleJunior Frisbee
  • Merlin OlsenSgt. Fitzsimmons