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R.H.I.N.O.; Really Here in Name Only

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1983 | 78 min | Drama, TV Movie

Monday Morning Maybeearly rating

Why it’s a Monday Morning Maybe

With a box office flop and almost no lasting buzz, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.

Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.

Is it for you?

Who'll love it
A natural pick for spy-story fans and anyone who likes a story with emotional weight. Nobody is quite who they seem.
The mood
Thoughtful and character-driven.
The pace
Quiet, then quietly devastating, at 1 hr 18 min. Short enough for a weeknight.
What might put you off
Skip it if you need something light and fast tonight.

An isolated, overweight girl with a penchant for shoplifting, gets pushed from pillar to post as the authorities struggle to know what to do with her.

How it earned its rating

  • CriticsNot counted

    Not enough reviews on record yet

  • AudiencesNot counted

    Not measured yet: not enough ratings

  • AwardsNot counted

    Awards data unavailable, so this isn't counted

  • Reach & staying powerWeak

    Streaming release that reached a small audience so far

  • Buzz & cultural impactWeak

    Not enough engagement data yet

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Cast & crew

Directed by Jane Howell

  • Deltha McLeodAngie
  • Andrew PartridgeCharley
  • Michael BuffongGary
  • Alfred FagonFather
  • Penny FairbracePhil
  • Darren ClarkeTony
  • Darren ClarkeMr. Bartlett
  • Peter HallidayHeadmaster
  • Paul KemberSports Master
  • Judy RileyTeacher