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A Pyromaniac's Love Story

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1995 | 94 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

Monday Morning Maybeearly rating

Why it’s a Monday Morning Maybe

With just 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, almost no lasting buzz and soft box office, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.

Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.

Is it for you?

Who'll love it
Made for romantics and anyone who wants a laugh.
The mood
Funny with heart, romantic.
The pace
Takes its time with its characters, at 1 hr 34 min.
What might put you off
Rated PG. Worth a look first if you have very young kids.

A pastry boy and the son of a hair-piece mogul become involved in an arson scandal. Sergio is offered a bribe in exchange for taking the blame for the fire that destroys his workplace. Garet, the real arsonist, is apalled that someone else would try to take credit for his act of love. Before long, Sergio and Garet become entangled in a zany love-quadrangle involving Hattie and Stephanie. Written by Brian Whiting

How it earned its rating

  • CriticsWeak

    0% on Rotten Tomatoes

  • AudiencesNot counted

    Not measured yet: not enough ratings

  • AwardsNot counted

    No major awards or nominations

  • Box office & staying powerBelow par

    $346K worldwide; still draws a steady audience long after release

  • Buzz & cultural impactWeak

    About 9K people sought it out in the past year

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Cast & crew

Directed by Joshua Brand

  • William BaldwinGaret
  • John LeguizamoSergio
  • Erika EleniakStephanie Potts
  • Michael LernerPerry
  • Armin Mueller-StahlMr. Linzer
  • Joan PlowrightMrs. Linzer
  • Mike StarrSgt. Zikowski
  • Julio Oscar MechosoJerry
  • Sadie FrostHattie
  • Elena KudabaMrs. Olden