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Forever Never Anywhere

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2007 | 88 min | Comedy

Monday Morning Maybeearly rating

Why it’s a Monday Morning Maybe

With a box office flop and almost no lasting buzz, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.

Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.

Is it for you?

Who'll love it
Made for anyone who wants a laugh.
The mood
Light and funny.
The pace
Breezy, at 1 hr 28 min.
What might put you off
It's in German, so expect subtitles (or a dub).

History professor Baisch, his depressive and tablet-addicted brother-in-law Anzengruber and a manic cabaret artist have a car accident on a remote country road after a party. Wedged between two trees they get stuck, doors and windows can no longer be opened, the windows made of bulletproof glass cannot be smashed. Injured and with no chance of escape, they wait for days for rescue. Their only provisions are a bowl of herring salad and a few bottles of Prosecco. Fits of rage and fear alternate with overwrought hilarity and desperate fits of crying. But it gets worse...

How it earned its rating

  • CriticsNot counted

    Not enough reviews on record yet

  • AudiencesNot counted

    Not measured yet: not enough ratings

  • AwardsNot counted

    No major awards or nominations

  • Reach & staying powerWeak

    Streaming release that reached a small audience so far

  • Buzz & cultural impactWeak

    Not enough engagement data yet

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Cast & crew

Directed by Antonin Svoboda

  • Christoph GrissemannAnzengruber
  • Dirk StermannBaisch
  • Heinz StrunkSchwanenmeister
  • Philip BialowskiToni
  • Eva Maria NeubauerGeherin
  • Gabriele HeckelBaischs Frau
  • Silke JandlGäste Weinlese
  • Bernhard MajcenGäste Weinlese
  • Marion DimaliApothekerin
  • Christopher SchärfBarkeeper