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Taintlight

Name: Taintlight
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Released: 2009-11-17
Cast: Meredith Host, Kurt Indovina, Billy Garberina, Jason McCall, Jesse Green

2009 | 61 min | Comedy, Horror

Monday Morning Maybeearly rating

Why it’s a Monday Morning Maybe

With almost no lasting buzz and soft box office, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.

Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.

Is it for you?

Who'll love it: Made for anyone who wants a laugh and horror fans. If you loved Fresh or Fright Night, start here.
The mood: Scary.
The pace: Breezy, at 1 hr 1 min.
What might put you off: Nothing much for most grown-ups.

The tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in the midst of vampire carnage, but a love triangle bubbles up when a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack comes forward professing his own love for Stella. Meanwhile, a rival group of "real" vampires led by the evil Razor McBleed are prowling.

How it earned its rating

CriticsNot counted
Not enough reviews on record yet
AudiencesNot counted
Not measured yet: not enough ratings
AwardsNot counted
No major awards or nominations
Reach & staying powerBelow par
Streaming release that reached a small audience so far; still draws a steady audience long after release
Buzz & cultural impactWeak
About 10K people sought it out in the past year

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Cast & crew

Directed by Chris Seaver

Meredith HostStella
Kurt IndovinaEdgar
Billy GarberinaTobius / Raoul
Jason McCallT-Bone
Jesse GreenRazor
Jesse AmesVeronica
Miranda BonetwigRosalis
Andrew BaltesRathbone / Mime
Josh SuireLeo's Twin Brother
Chris SeaverJock de Queaf