Monday Morning Maybe

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7 Sins Of The Vampire

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2013 | 75 min | Horror

Monday Morning Maybeearly rating

Why it’s a Monday Morning Maybe

With a box office flop and almost no lasting buzz, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.

Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.

Is it for you?

Who'll love it
One for vampire fans and horror fans. Vampire lore, given its own spin. If you loved Dracula, start here.
The mood
Scary.
The pace
Keeps the tension tight, at 1 hr 15 min. Done before bedtime.
What might put you off
Not one for anyone who hates jump scares.

Alluring vampire woman infest an urban jungle, posing as hookers to lure their prey and then tearing out their hearts and other body parts. Veteran police detective Groper and his rookie partner Slimski are assigned to investigate a bizarre series of murders, corpses found completely drained of blood. A hot lead brings the lawmen to an abandoned house where the vampire hookers and their vampire pimp dwell.

How it earned its rating

  • CriticsNot counted

    Not enough reviews on record yet

  • AudiencesNot counted

    Not measured yet: not enough ratings

  • AwardsNot counted

    Awards data unavailable, so this isn't counted

  • Reach & staying powerWeak

    Streaming release that reached a small audience so far

  • Buzz & cultural impactWeak

    Not enough engagement data yet

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Cast & crew

Directed by Doug Ulrich

  • Al DaragoDet. John Groper
  • Doug UlrichDet. Butkis
  • George StoverTom Yates M.E.
  • Jessica JamesLinda
  • Rita WeidingerSuzie