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The Orchard End Murder

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1981 | 48 min | Comedy, Crime, Thriller, Horror, Drama

Monday Morning Maybeearly rating

Why it’s a Monday Morning Maybe

With almost no lasting buzz and soft box office, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.

Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.

Is it for you?

Who'll love it
Made for crime-drama fans, anyone who likes to be kept guessing and anyone who wants a laugh.
The mood
Scary.
The pace
Takes its time with its characters, at 48 min.
What might put you off
Nothing much for most grown-ups.

Charthurst Green, Kent, 1966. Pauline Cox accompanies Mike Robins to a village cricket match in which he is playing, but becomes bored and wanders away. She fetches up at the local railway station, where she is first entertained to tea by the garrulous, hunchbacked station master, then upset by the intrusion of the latter's assistant Ewen, who proceeds to kill a rabbit in her presence. Making her way back to the match, Pauline is waylaid by the simple-minded Ewen as she crosses an apple orchard; when his advances become violent, she tries to fight him off and he strangles her. The station master helps in covering up the murder, burying the corpse in the orchard.

How it earned its rating

  • CriticsNot counted

    Not enough reviews on record yet

  • AudiencesNot counted

    Not measured yet: not enough ratings

  • AwardsNot counted

    No major awards or nominations

  • Reach & staying powerBelow par

    Streaming release that reached a small audience so far; still draws a steady audience long after release

  • Buzz & cultural impactWeak

    About 2K people sought it out in the past year

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Cast & crew

Directed by Christian Marnham

  • Tracy HydePauline Cox
  • Clive MantleEwen
  • Bill WallisRailway Gatekeeper
  • Mark HardyMike Robins
  • Raymond AdamsonMr Wickstead
  • Jessie EvansMrs Trowel
  • David WilkinsonBatsman
  • Jeremy WattBowler
  • Geoffrey FrederickCricket Captain
  • Alan NeameRector