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I Hate Kids

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2019 | 89 min | Comedy

Monday Morning Maybeearly rating

Why it’s a Monday Morning Maybe

With a box office flop and almost no lasting buzz, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.

Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.

Is it for you?

Who'll love it
Made for anyone who wants a laugh.
The mood
Light and funny.
The pace
Breezy, at 1 hr 29 min.
What might put you off
Rated PG-13. Probably too much for younger kids.

Nick Pearson is a life-long bachelor who is finally settling down. On the brink of his wedding he is surprised to find he has a 13 year old son who has come to find his him through the help of a psychic. The problem is Nick can't stand kids and would happily send the boy back to live with his biological mother, except that no one has any clue who that might be. Having nowhere to turn Nick must hit the road with the boy and the neurotic, inept psychic to track down dozens of his disgraced ex-flings to whom he must ask the awkward question - with very mixed results.

How it earned its rating

  • CriticsNot counted

    Not enough reviews on record yet

  • AudiencesNot counted

    Not measured yet: not enough ratings

  • AwardsNot counted

    No major awards or nominations

  • Reach & staying powerWeak

    Streaming release that reached a small audience so far

  • Buzz & cultural impactWeak

    About 7K people sought it out in the past year

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Cast & crew

Directed by John Asher

  • Tom Everett ScottNick Pearson
  • Tituss BurgessThe Amazing Fabular
  • Julian FederMason
  • Rachel BostonSydney Bartlett
  • Rhea SeehornKelly
  • Andrew BowenRichard
  • Julie Ann EmeryJoanna
  • Maria de Lourdes SevernyCarla Intinoli
  • Emily De MargheritiDaisy
  • Arden MyrinJanice Bodicker