Cerebral Print: The Secret Files
Seen it?2005 | 88 min | Science Fiction
Monday Morning Maybeearly ratingWhy it’s a Monday Morning Maybe
With a box office flop and almost no lasting buzz, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.
Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.Is it for you?
- Who'll love it
- Made for sci-fi fans.
- The mood
- Easygoing.
- The pace
- Moves along nicely, at 1 hr 28 min.
- What might put you off
- Nothing much for most grown-ups.
In 1967, a secret government organization called The Cerebral Print Program was created to capture and study extraterrestrials. Once in the lab, scientists scoop out the alien brains and chuck them into a harvester which extracts and records the final memory so it can be viewed at a later date. The end result: a Cerebral Print. A group of government agents try their damnedest to keep the program a secret while the little grey bastards attempt to probe their way to freedom. This is a compilation of Cerebral Print Files.
How it earned its rating
- CriticsNot counted
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- AudiencesNot counted
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- AwardsNot counted
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- Reach & staying powerWeak
Streaming release that reached a small audience so far
- Buzz & cultural impactWeak
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Cast & crew
Directed by Ford Austin
- Jed RowenPvt. Parts / Harold The Babyboomer Asshole / Johnny Florida / Agent Santori / Cleetus / Mickey Crowbar / Anonymous Worker / Doctor Harry Samuels Beard M.D. / Homeless Joe
- Felissa RoseCarolyn / Tiffany
- Richard GroveAgent David Coleman
- Ethan PhillipsAgent Larry Cornbloom
- Ford AustinSir Lord William J. Dillingsworth Pickenstripe XIV Count Earl of Duke
- J.A. SteelSexy Bounty Hunter
- Mighty Mike MurgaMIkey / Lil' Bruno
- Michaelia CarrollDiamond
- Heidi HoneycuttBikini Whore
- Chris WatsonMute Boy (as Chuck Fonda)