
Vampires
Seen it?2010 | 88 min | Comedy, Horror
Why it’s a Monday Morning Maybe
With a box office flop and almost no lasting buzz, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.
Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.Is it for you?
- Who'll love it
- Made for anyone who wants a laugh and horror fans. If you loved Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, start here.
- The mood
- Scary.
- The pace
- Breezy, at 1 hr 28 min.
- What might put you off
- It's in French, so expect subtitles (or a dub).
Vincent Lannoo’s ‘mockumentary’ shows us a community of vampires in Belgium. The two ‘parents’ of the family are George and Bertha, who have two teenage children – or rather, they raise two former humans who they turned into vampires. Son Samson is a bit of a jack the lad: enjoying the sexual freedom of vampire life, with all the vigour of an irresponsible young adult regardless of consequences (even incest is not frowned upon in their world, where the word ‘wife’ is often synonymous with ‘mother’ or ‘sister’). Daughter Grace yearns for humanity in a different way: applying fake tan to get rid of her vampiric pallor, dressing in pink clothes, wishing she could feel emotion and even having a human boyfriend.
How it earned its rating
- CriticsNot counted
Not enough reviews on record yet
- AudiencesNot counted
Not measured yet: not enough ratings
- AwardsNot counted
No major awards or nominations
- Reach & staying powerWeak
Streaming release that reached a small audience so far
- Buzz & cultural impactWeak
Not enough engagement data yet
Trailer
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Cast & crew
Directed by Vincent Lannoo
- Carlo FerranteGeorge
- Vera Van DoorenBertha
- Pierre LognaySamson
- Fleur Lise HeuetGrâce
- Bénédicte BantuelleLa viande
- Baptiste SorninBienvenu
- Selma AlaouiElisabeth
- Arnaud MaillardSteve
- Paul AhmaraniAdélard
- Julien DoréJean-Paul