You May Not Kiss the Bride
Seen it?2011 | 97 min | Action, Crime, Comedy, Romance
Monday Morning MaybeWhy it’s a Monday Morning Maybe
With just 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, almost no lasting buzz and a lukewarm 48% audience score, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.
Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.Is it for you?
- Who'll love it
- Aimed squarely at music lovers and food lovers. The music is woven into the story, not just laid on top. Audiences love it more than critics do: a crowd-pleaser first.
- The mood
- Light and funny, romantic.
- The pace
- Moves at a clip, at 1 hr 37 min.
- What might put you off
- Rated PG-13: peril. Probably too much for younger kids.
- Critics were cooler on it than audiences.
- Skip it if you prefer quiet, talky stories.
Bryan, an unassuming pet photographer has action and adventure thrust upon him when he is forced to wed Masha, a Croatian crime lord's daughter, and she is subsequently kidnapped while on their honeymoon in a tropical paradise.
How it earned its rating
- CriticsWeak
0% on Rotten Tomatoes
- AudiencesBelow par
Our audience score: 48%
- AwardsNot counted
No major awards or nominations
- Box office & staying powerBelow par
$6 million worldwide; still draws a steady audience long after release
- Buzz & cultural impactWeak
About 16K people sought it out in the past year
Trailer
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Cast & crew
Directed by Rob Hedden
- Dave AnnableBryan Lighthouse
- Katharine McPheeMasha Nikitin
- Rob SchneiderErnesto
- Mena SuvariTonya
- Tia CarrereLani
- Kathy BatesBryan's Mother
- Ken DavitianVadik Nikitin
- Kevin DunnAgent Ross
- Vinnie JonesBrick
- Stephen TobolowskyPlumber