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The Star-Crossed Romance of Josephine Cosnowski (a Tale of Gothic Love)

Seen it?

1985 | 56 min | Comedy, Romance, Family, TV Movie

Monday Morning Maybeearly rating

Why it’s a Monday Morning Maybe

With a box office flop and almost no lasting buzz, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.

Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.

Is it for you?

Who'll love it
Made for romantics, anyone who wants a laugh and families. If you loved Forrest Gump or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, start here.
The mood
Light and funny, romantic.
The pace
Breezy, at 56 min.
What might put you off
No age rating on record, so check it first for young kids.

A comedy written and Narrated by Jean Shepherd. The story involves several different events such as Ralph's first serious romance with his new neighbor, Randy playing a turkey in the school Thanksgiving Day play, The Old Man setting his sights on a yellow buick and the High School basketball rival game of the season.

How it earned its rating

  • CriticsNot counted

    Not enough reviews on record yet

  • AudiencesNot counted

    Not measured yet: not enough ratings

  • AwardsNot counted

    No major awards or nominations

  • Reach & staying powerWeak

    Streaming release that reached a small audience so far

  • Buzz & cultural impactWeak

    About 4K people sought it out in the past year

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Cast & crew

Directed by Fred Barzyk

  • Jean ShepherdRalph
  • Peter KowankoYoung Ralph
  • George CoeOld Man
  • Barbara BoltonMom
  • Jay IneRandy
  • Robert J. ColonnaJohn
  • William LampleyFlick
  • Jeff YonisSchwartz
  • Peter GeretyArchie
  • Ron McLartyGertz