
Don't Touch the White Woman!
Seen it?1974 | 108 min | Comedy, Western
Why it’s a Monday Morning Maybe
With almost no lasting buzz and soft box office, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.
Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.Is it for you?
- Who'll love it
- Tailor-made for people who need a good giggle and western fans. Easy company after a long day. If you loved Blazing Saddles or The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, start here.
- The mood
- Light and funny.
- The pace
- Quick and easy-going, at 1 hr 48 min.
- What might put you off
- It's in French, so expect subtitles (or a dub).
- Made in 1974: an older pace and style.
- Not the pick if you want something heavy or meaningful.
A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.
How it earned its rating
- CriticsNot counted
Not enough reviews on record yet
- AudiencesNot counted
Not measured yet: not enough ratings
- AwardsNot counted
No major awards or nominations
- Box office & staying powerBelow par
$1 million worldwide; still draws a steady audience long after release
- Buzz & cultural impactWeak
About 5K people sought it out in the past year
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Cast & crew
Directed by Marco Ferreri
- Marcello MastroianniGeorge A. Custer
- Catherine DeneuveMarie-Hélène de Boismonfrais
- Michel PiccoliBuffalo Bill
- Philippe NoiretGen. Terry
- Ugo TognazziMitch
- Paolo VillaggioThe CIA agent
- Serge ReggianiThe Mad Indian
- Alain CunySitting Bull
- Marco FerreriThe Reporter (uncredited)
- Franco FabriziTom (as Franco Fabrizzi)