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Don't Touch the White Woman!

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1974 | 108 min | Comedy, Western

Monday Morning Maybeearly rating

Why it’s a Monday Morning Maybe

With almost no lasting buzz and soft box office, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.

Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.

Is it for you?

Who'll love it
Tailor-made for people who need a good giggle and western fans. Easy company after a long day. If you loved Blazing Saddles or The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, start here.
The mood
Light and funny.
The pace
Quick and easy-going, at 1 hr 48 min.
What might put you off
  • It's in French, so expect subtitles (or a dub).
  • Made in 1974: an older pace and style.
  • Not the pick if you want something heavy or meaningful.

A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.

How it earned its rating

  • CriticsNot counted

    Not enough reviews on record yet

  • AudiencesNot counted

    Not measured yet: not enough ratings

  • AwardsNot counted

    No major awards or nominations

  • Box office & staying powerBelow par

    $1 million worldwide; still draws a steady audience long after release

  • Buzz & cultural impactWeak

    About 5K people sought it out in the past year

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Cast & crew

Directed by Marco Ferreri

  • Marcello MastroianniGeorge A. Custer
  • Catherine DeneuveMarie-Hélène de Boismonfrais
  • Michel PiccoliBuffalo Bill
  • Philippe NoiretGen. Terry
  • Ugo TognazziMitch
  • Paolo VillaggioThe CIA agent
  • Serge ReggianiThe Mad Indian
  • Alain CunySitting Bull
  • Marco FerreriThe Reporter (uncredited)
  • Franco FabriziTom (as Franco Fabrizzi)