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No One's with the Calves

Name: No One's with the Calves
Genre: Drama
Released: 2022-01-20
Cast: Saskia Rosendahl, Rick Okon, Godehard Giese, Hendrik Heutmann, Enno Trebs

2022 | 112 min | Drama

Monday Morning Maybeearly rating

Why it’s a Monday Morning Maybe

With almost no lasting buzz and soft box office, this one could be a tough watch. Keep your phone handy.

Based on critics, audiences, awards, box office and buzz. Details below.

Is it for you?

Who'll love it: Made for anyone who loves a strong drama.
The mood: Thoughtful and character-driven.
The pace: Takes its time with its characters, at 1 hr 52 min.
What might put you off: It's in German, so expect subtitles (or a dub).

Five houses, one bus stop, cows and nothing but fields. 24-year-old Christin lives on the farm of her long-term boyfriend Jan. The exciting post-reunification years that defined her childhood are long gone. Her relationship is loveless. She keeps the cherry liqueur close at hand. In the shimmering heat of summer, time seems to stand still – until 46-year-old wind energy engineer, Klaus, arrives.

How it earned its rating

CriticsNot counted
Not enough reviews on record yet
AudiencesNot counted
Not measured yet: not enough ratings
AwardsNot counted
No major awards or nominations
Reach & staying powerBelow par
Streaming release that reached a small audience so far; still draws a steady audience long after release
Buzz & cultural impactWeak
About 1K people sought it out in the past year

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Cast & crew

Directed by Sabrina Sarabi

Saskia RosendahlChristin
Rick OkonJan
Godehard GieseKlaus
Hendrik HeutmannDieter
Enno TrebsTorsten
Peter MoltzenFrank
Anne WeinknechtManuela
Elisa SchlottCaro
Andreas LeupoldIngo
Nico EhrenteitMarco